Baron Davis apparently abducted by aliens

What do you do when you haven’t been playing NBA ball for over a year and want to stay relevant? You get abducted by aliens. That’s what.

Now, I have done the Las Vegas to Los Angeles road trip before and I should consider myself lucky that I didn’t get abducted by the same “half human, half like f**king ugly mother**kers” that got to Baron Davis.

Davis claims that after seeing bright lights, the aliens had tied his hands, were looked into his eyes and poked him on the nose. AndRise suggests that Davis met with Sam Cassell in Barstow. Regardless of what happened to Baron he needed to calm his nerves in the only he knows how. A trip to In-n-Out Burger because, as you may already know, nothing says “calm down” like a 3×3.

In the words of Agent Mulder, “Paul Pierce (The Truth) is out there”.

Something sounds a little Hunter S Thompson-esque with Davis’ story. Maybe ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ has become ‘Beard and Loathing in Las Vegas’.

I was somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the [insert vice of choice] began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…” And suddenly there were terrible lights all around me and the sky was full of what looked like half human, half like f**king ugly mother**kers, all swooping and screeching and poking my nose, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Los Angeles. And my voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?