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Douche steals Marathon Runner’s moment

After running non-stop for a little over two hours, Kenyan runner, Wilson Kipsang Kiprotich was just about to run through the ribbon at the finish line to win the Berlin Marathon when some douche decided it would be a good.. no, make that great idea to pull out in front of Wilson and steal his moment by running through the ribbon before him.

The good news is that Wilson did beat the marathon world record by 15 seconds with a time of 2:03:23.

Not only is it bad enough that this dinkleberry committed this atrocity but he was wearing a shirt advertising a website that connects ‘gentlemen’ with ‘working ladies’.

Wilson Kipsang Kiprotich, congrats on setting the new benchmark for the marathon. I really hope the infantile mud-sucker didn’t rain too much on your parafe and that got what he deserved when the FIve-O caught up with him.

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