Bloodhound Gang attacked at airport and banned in Russia
The Bloodhound Gang have been attacked at Anapa airport, Russia by unknown assailants identifying themselves as Cossacks.
The Bloodhound Gang were just chillin’ in the airport lounge, waiting for their flight to Moscow when they were ambushed by up to five Cossacks who tried to cover bassist, Jared Hasselhoff with a USA flag covered in spit (yes, you read right. Spit. Pretty hardcore, hey?) in retaliation for Hasselhoff’s antics at a recent show in the Ukraine. The only thing hurt in the scuffle was probably Hasselhoff’s feelings. When the Five-o arrived, the Cossacks legged it and the Bloodhound Gang were ushered to the VIP lounge.
At the Ukraine show, in an amazing display of creativity and agility, Hasselhoff unzipped his pants, shoved a Russian flag down the front of his pants, removed it from the back of his pants, throwing it into the crowd before asking the crowd, “Don’t tell Putin”.
Well, much to Hasselhoff’s dismay, it appears that Putin, well, a different Vladimir at least, Russian Culture Minister, Vladimir Medinsky very well may have found out. Medinsky had the Bloodhound Gang banned from playing at a show in Kuban. Krasnodar Governor, Alexander Tkachyov asked fellow Russians to boycott anything to do with the Bloodhound Gang.
Medinsky even went as far to tweet that the Bloodhound Gang are ‘idiots who are packing their bags’.. sorry, I mean:
The bad news doesn’t stop there for ‘Evil’ Jared Hasselhoff. The Russian Interior Ministry have passed on the evidence to prosecutors. Russian Interior spokesperson, Vladimir (yes, another Vladimir) Markin said, “If prosecutors instruct the Russian Investigative Committee to start an inquiry into this cynical crime we will do our best to identity and bring to court every involved person, from perpetrators to masterminds.” Masterminds? Ok fellas, how deep does this go? All the way to the Pentagon?
Hasselhoff later apologized for the incident citing “coincidence” that a Russian flag appeared on stage.
Hasselhoff, In Soviet Russia, flag wipes its ass with you.
